I walked in the door after church today and my husband said, "You have something on the back of your skirt." I looked down at my white skirt and saw a brown sticky glob stuck right on my rear.
It looked like a squished Milk Dud.
I had to wonder, how did it get there? And how long had it been since it took up residence on my backside?
Was it there when I walked into the chapel and passed around flyers for our social this Friday to everyone seated?
Was it there when I walked to the front of the chapel to lead the music?
Was it there when I walked back to my seat after the sacrament and then back up to the front again for the closing song?
Was it there when I subbed in the fifteen year old Sunday School class?
Was it there during RS and when I walked across the parking lot to my car?
And what were people thinking when they saw a big brown glob on the back of my white skirt?
I am sure I have had more embarrassing moments in the past, and will probably have more in the future, but still . . .
Why didn't anyone else tell me?