A Christmas candle is a lovely thing; it makes no noise at all, but softly gives itself away; while quite unselfish, it grows small. Eva K. Logue
A Christmas shoppers complaint is one of long-standing. Unknown
A goose never voted for an early Christmas. Irish saying
A three-year-old gave this reaction to her Christmas dinner. "I don't like the turkey, but I like the bread he ate."
In the old days it was not called the Holiday Season. The Christians called it "Christmas "and went to church. The Jews called it "Hanukka" and went to synagogue. The atheists went to parties and drank. People passing each other on the street would say, "Merry Christmas!" or "Happy Hanukka!" or to the atheists, "Look out for the wall!" Dave Barry
Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness; to an opponent, tolerance; to a friend, your heart; to a customer, service; to all, charity; to every child a good example; and to yourself, respect. Oren Arnold
2 comments:
Good quotes! I just read your "Bite your tongue Award" post. . . .ok I can't stop laughing! At least the car was still there! Your husband is very nice to have not said anything! You wonder what he was REALLY thinking inside! Or maybe he is just that nice :) I hope the wedding went well this weekend. My mom said it was a beautiful reception! I guess your life's next big event is having a beautiful new grand daughter in the coming days!
I really liked the 3-year old quote. But now I'm wondering what else geese vote for...
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