My husband called me on the phone earlier today. He was filling out papers for new passports and had a few questions.
Him: "So are you 5'9"?"
Me: "No, I am 5'8".
Him: "What color is your hair?
Me: "Are you serious? You really don't know what color my hair is?"
Him: "Well, you might have changed it."
Me: (Thinking---since I had lunch with you an hour ago?) "It is brown."(And always has been except for a couple months 16 years ago)
Him: "What color are your eyes?"
Me: "You are kidding right? You have to know my eye color."
Him: "Well, I don't have your old passport in front of me so I don't know what it says."
Me: "We have been married 26 years. In all that time you have never looked at my eyes?
Him: "Oh, so they are green?"
Me: "No, they are blue/grey."
I think we need to spend a little more time together.